Hippocrite

A blood-sucking, irritating and malicious hypocrite that is usually fat, obese or big-sized. They commonly spawn near you when they have bad intentions/goals when befriending you. However, ironically they believe they are inconspicuous in their misdeeds when they infact, are so huge in nature.

1) Omg, that Anna is such a hippocrite! seriously. Did you hear what she said about me?

by mrsdino August 23, 2010

Hippocritopotamus

one who is overweight and makes hypocriteical comments.

Sasha is fat and just made a hypocriteical comment, he is a Hippocritopotamus.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Hipocrite

A hipocrite is a person who states thet sont like when you do something and does the exact thing.

"Hey, you why do you have an umbrella over your head? It's only drizzling." Said Addi, but Addi has an umbrella over her head. " GIRL YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA OVER YOUR HEAD!" says Mack. "Your being a hipocrite!"

by YOURUBERDRIVER October 26, 2018

hippocrocopig

A young lady with an aversion to salad, someone with glandular problems. Looks like burnt lego after the "Ugly Toybox" fire of 1998.

Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.

"That Vanessa Feltz, what a hippocrocopig... my nizzle etc."

by Jabo January 16, 2004

hippocrite

a fat bitch who is a hypocrite

"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"

by jajayyyyy February 23, 2009

Hippocrocopig

An unusual creature in that it only comes in female version. Typically found in cheap nasty holiday resorts, the Hippocrocopig is around 5 ft 6 inches both high and wide and is has unusual features, namely gross ugliness, arse like a waterbuffallo, stomach that sticks out twice as far as breasts, few teeth and extremely bad breath.The hippocrcopig is a scavenger praying on vulnarable middle aged men, chewing them up, spitting them out leaving them both traumatised and bewildered.

'A group of hippocrcopigs is as PIKs or Pigs in Knickers. Hippocrocopigs are typically found in large numbers at The Ugly Bird Ball

by xocet November 14, 2011

Indelible in the hippocampus

When you want people to believe your fake story, so you make up a fake scientific explanation with big words and technical terms as to why your story must be true. The goal is to misdirect non-expert questioners and listeners, who don't have enough technical knowledge to pick apart your actually very weak explanation.

"What is your proof that aliens abducted you in the middle of the night 36 years ago and then let you go, leaving no evidence?"
"It's indelible in the hippocampus."

by tp217 November 14, 2021