An employee which is extremely happy in a subordinate role, and actively avoids thought, responsibility, and doing more than the bare minimum. Typically described as "lazy" or "passive."
by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023
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"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
by nygeek August 30, 2012
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Steve: "oi that prick over there is tryna steal my bird should fuck him up mate?'
John:"nah that blokes fuckin Hench mate he'd destroy you!"
John:"nah that blokes fuckin Hench mate he'd destroy you!"
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Kapil (struggling to lift the car): ahhhhh we need to lift it up!
Sagar (also struggling to Lift the car and perspiring profusely): no kidding we need that hench Neal
Kapil (struggling to lift the car): ahhhhh we need to lift it up!
Sagar (also struggling to Lift the car and perspiring profusely): no kidding we need that hench Neal
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