hemi

short for hemorrhoid

ur a hemi

by petri :^) June 8, 2018

Hemi

A gender neutral term for piss goblins

"wait people have a preference for that? if I want to piss quietly I piss to the side, and slowly. The flow of the pee will be spread over the surface of the side toilet bowl, limiting the noise. If I want to piss as loud as possible I piss in the direct middle as that causes the most turbulence in the toilet bowl, as well as air mixing. If I hate the person who owns the house I piss on the floor, as piss smell lingers in the air even after cleaning allegedly idk. idk what my default state is but I assume its off-center inside the water in the toilet bowl. If I want to save water I piss near a tree or in the shower as many other people do. If I want to poo I sit down on the toilet and then pee, and wherever the pee goes the pee flows."

-The Hemi

by Piss Legend October 15, 2021

The Hemi

A simple but revered cocktail. Mix 2/3 Vodka and 1/3 Cointreau and serve on ice. Let rest until clouded. If you are hurried, stir, but do not shake.

What would you like to drink?
I would love The Hemi.

by hemidosphere June 5, 2018

Hemi

The nickname of a Birmingham male who is very nice And well known

Yo hemi what you saying

by Hello there I’m daddy November 22, 2021

Hemi

His a sick cunt! Best 2k delayer of all time

Owns best botnet

Hemi delays stages because his a mad cunt

And he stopped rylcnd n glidey winning gold rush

by HemiTTV August 16, 2021

Hemi

The Hemi engines, known by the trademark Hemi, are a series of American I6 and V8 gasoline engines built by Chrysler with overhead valve hemispherical combustion chambers.

Hemi is the most powerful engine.
That V8 Hemi sounds so good.

by Chrysler5.2 November 22, 2021

tossing a hemi

When you toss the salad and she/he has hemorroids

It’s common courtesy to put preperation H on your tongue before tossing a hemi

by Dickwyne December 18, 2023