Heffernen

A slang term for someone who is being an unnecessary CUNT, or douchebag.

My God, why is Aaron being such a Heffernen today?
Oh he ran out of pot and he's a little on edge.

by Josh McGrogan August 10, 2017

creek heffer

one step above a swamp donkey. see swamp donkey

man ur right, my girl really is a swamp donkey. maybe i should trade her in for a creek heffer!

by thekeymaykr December 28, 2010

thirsty heffer

A fat bitch (like cow size) who does anything for attention to draw boys or a crowd toward her.

Look at that thirsty heffer over there bending down with her no ass that be looking like cottage cheese.

by SlayQueen4life April 4, 2017

Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

by you’re so hot December 26, 2022

Heffer

An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname

That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO

by sweet at life September 7, 2008

Heffer

To express a low opinion of a female

"Oh no that heffer didn't"

by Akieva May 2, 2005

Moose-Heffer

A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.

Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.

Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles

by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005