If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

headlight whore

You know those people you see driving down the road at 1 in the afternoon on a sunny day with their headlights on for no reason? Yeah, those people.

Buddy, stop being a headlight whore and turn your headlights off, the sun is blinding my vision enough.

by Bumfuzz1 July 27, 2010

headlights

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.

Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.


Woah! Headlights! *receives head*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

headlight car game

Driving at night with the headlights off waiting for another car to flash their lights at you.

Yo that bitch wants to play the headlight car game lets follow her and scare the shit out of her!

by Thick Lil Miss November 27, 2019

Headlighting

When a person rubs their nipples against another person's nipples until both parties nipples are erect.

When John and I were headlighting last night I felt like we had never been closer.

by Not Steve 16 October 18, 2021

Headlight chicken

When two grown ass adults refuse to dim their brights as they approach each other.

Karen wrecked her car because she refuses to lose at headlight chicken.

by Beerme78 January 31, 2022

Losing a headlight

Getting poked in the eye with a penis, and, therefore, not being able to see out of that eye. Usually occurs during fellatio.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob on a roller coaster, and she ended up losing a headlight.

by orbkcidymkcus March 14, 2013