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selective hearing

one posseses this quality when they hear only what they would like to hear.
"Jimmy, do the laundry and the you can go to the movies."

"Sweet! I can go to the movies!"

"AFTER YOU DO THE LAUNDRY!"

"What? You never said i had to do the laundry."

"I swear, you have selective hearing"
by amrgkm January 29, 2009
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Heroin accent

The verbal diarrhoea and bizarre speech strong drugs (not necessarily Heroin) cause in bag heads and Chavs.

They slur, stammer, and speak from the back of the throat in a strange, zombie like, and above all LOUD voice, with entirely random emphasis, and a truly stunnin use of the word FUCK in all its forms, used where there should have been a pause. All apparently with absolutely NO self awareness AT ALL!

See Bez from The Happy Mondays for an excellent example!
Man, Im fuckin WELL in fuckin NEED man, fuck, you know what I fuckin MEAN man, lets DO this fuckin place man, come on, fuck it, I dont fuckin give a SHIT me man, you know what I fuckin MEAN man? FUCK! U got any spare CHANGE man? HEY!! FUCK you man FUCK you!! etc etc etc ad nauseum
by ..WiL May 20, 2005
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hearning

(pronounced herning)
Shitting and throwing up at the same time on the toilet
"Did you know that Johnny was hearning all night after heavily drinking? Shit and puke all over the place!"
by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008
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Haroinfather

A GOD WHO NEEDS TO DROP ROMONA FLOWERS 😔🥰🤮<777
yo local random guy : who song is dis
og haroinfather fan : MY HOMIE THAS HAROINFATHER
by yofavlocalposer August 29, 2019
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black tar heroin sandwich

A black tar heroin Sandwich is a sandwich including 1. a piece of white bread 2. Black tar heroin 3. Chicken nuggets 4. more black tar heroin 5. a piece of bread on top
Mom: "son what sandwich would you like for today"
Son: " a black tar heroin sandwich thanks mom"
Mom: where do i get the chicken nuggets?"
Son: IDK in the freezer
by yeetermeater December 17, 2019
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heroin mattress

Sitting on the floor shooting up then slowly sliding down on to the heroin mattress as you lose consciousness.

The floor in a crash pad or notorious junkies squat that many use as a bed after getting on.
Dave had a big taste tonight and he will be sleeping on the heroin mattress.
by Wimberley December 4, 2009
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heroing

To single handedly charge into a group of enemies in a attempt to look like a hero.

Note: The possibility of sucess should be very low.
In a game (lets say DoTa), when player A charges into the enemy team alone...
*player A charges head on into 5 enemies*

player B : "WHY ARE YOU HEROING?! "

*player A dies*
by HeroSin February 18, 2010
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