headline news

1. The news of that of which are headline
2. A song by Weird Al

1. Whoa. Dude. Did you see the headline news last night? The news on that informative program can be describe by the adjective "headline!"
2. Whoa. Dude. Did you hear that song "Headline News" by Weird Al? It is such a ripoff of Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm by the Crash Test Dummies.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 1, 2005

Hungarian Headlights

When you put your ballsack on your sleeping mate's eyes to half cover them and then shine a torch down onto your balls. It gives the recipient a blurry image of the torch light, resembling a car's headlights on a foggy night.

Mark: "Hey man, Jay's sleeping on the lounge, do something to him"
Simon: "Pass me the torch, I'll do the Hungarian Headlights"
Mark: Ew dude, that's gross.

by Shitcunt Si January 15, 2011

headlight

The front portion of a car that emits a beam of light.

The headlights were so bright we could see the whole road.

by Perreault December 3, 2006

like a rabbit in my headlights

(v.) Scared into not moving, like a cute bunny about to be squished.


(n.) A rampant rabbit between breasts.

Which rabbit do you prefer, gentlemen?

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Headlining

A word to describe people who make a good night out.

Craig- "yea i might come out who's Headlining ?"
Sam- "Ryan, Scott, Joe"
Craig- "sounds good to me"

by cometjumper April 26, 2009

one headlight

The state of being after a loved one has died, or in some cases after a unintentional breakup, such as someone moving away. Denotes an attempt to cling to whats lost.

He's been a one headlight ever since she died.

by Captain Kevo February 19, 2009

ghetto headlight

A flashlight stuck out of a car window to be used as a headlight. It can be done because the driver can't afford working headlights, or for style.

People pointed and laughed at Gerald as he drove down the street bumpin' tunes out of his boombox, with his ghetto headlight lightin' up the street. Some people thought he was mad cool but others thought he was just cheap.

by B-Rad2 October 2, 2006