Pulled an Amber Heard

Getting in an argument with someone and then taking a massive shit in their bed as revenge.

Guy 1: Man, I got in an argument with my girlfriend and she pulled an Amber Heard in our bed!

Guy 2: she SHIT in your bed??

by shitposter99 April 21, 2022

Amber Hearding

The act of defecating on someone's pillow.

I was Amber Hearding on my boyfriends pillow because I was upset.

by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022

Amber Heard

Shitting the bed.

• failing completely

Guy 1: dude, how'd you do on the exam?
Guy 2: oh dude I totally did an Amber Heard.

by ZCdsac saf June 2, 2022

Amber Heard

the act of shitting in the bed and blaming someone else

"Dude, my girlfriend's crazy. She tried to Amber Heard me.

by objectionhearsay April 27, 2022

Heale

Contrary to some theories, this is not a British adaptation of the American pejorative cognomen heel. In the USA it means someone who is a bit of a petty jerkoff but in Britain it is applied to people who are total shits, the wasters, skates, snotrags and OICs who plague society like festering sores. The word is said to derive from the British upper class pronounciation of 'hole' (heale) an abbreviation of the word 'arsehole' (awseheale). It was first used by upper classes in the early twentieth century when it became fashionable for flappers to use ‘bad’ language. For a long time it was virtually unknown outside fashionable cliques like the Cliveden Set and was frequently used to describe people they didn't like. It wasn’t until comparatively recently that it became more widely known due to the internet and period dramas. More people began using it although there is still some confusion with the American insult heel. A rather snide use is to use it to refer to someone, knowing that they know what it means, or that it will get back to them, strangely it usually seems to be women who use it in this way.

“That vile creature Malcolm is trying to give Kim hell because he heard she called him a Heale.”
“The fact he’s having a hissy fit and she’s smiling makes me think she got it right.”

by AKACroatalin November 30, 2016

Amber Heard

The act of cumming while shitting on a bed

Did you see what Kevin did last night? He committed Amber Heard while fucking her gf

by Zentheux May 6, 2022

to donkey-head someone

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head

To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

by AyOxford January 20, 2014