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Hathen

A guy who matches his profile picture with an egirls profile picture believing that it will get the egirl interested in them when in reality it does not.
Kianoush is a Hathen
by Atomization March 14, 2020
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Hawthorn Middle School South

Probably one of THE worst schools in Illinois. You'll always get homework no matter what, and lots of racist teachers. The front office administration teachers are shit, and the educational teachers don't care crap about students, in fact, it gives more F's. except for their payment. Boys vape in the bathrooms, jerk off and spray liquid ass in the bathroom as they finalize before they go back to the classroom. Music teachers are shitty as hell as they can't even play shit except to judge students.
Jack: Hey Bob, hows Hawthorn Middle School South?

Bob: It's really bad. The teachers hate me :(
by expoeraser6405 April 4, 2020
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Jane Hathaway

Brett Bunsen, in s1, ep10, "Dial M for Mother " states he received a Jane Hathaway right on his chest when he had sex with Lana Cain (pretend sex). Further, saying that he was so disgusted he could vomit.

IRL, it means he came in her rectum during anal sex and while returning the favor with oral sex, her riding his face, she left a Santorum on his chest.
Dude, she did a Jane Hathaway, right on my chest.
by Baboon July 14, 2016
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hpythxgvn

<phyberoptix> hpythxgvn losers
<Matt> lets go out n git us sum roadkill
<Alex> dem dere roadkill varmints r wut teh indians ate
by phyberoptix November 20, 2007
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Mark Hayton

Member of the Indie Rock band One Night Only which formed in 2003. He is currently in the band playing guitar and does an excellent job at doing so. He was in the band from when it started and still is.
Person 1 - Have you heard of a guy called Mark Hayton?
Person 2 - Yeah he's that hot guitarist from One Night Only right?
Person 1 - Yeah!
by __Noddy__ May 10, 2011
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Hamthrax

1. H1N1 Swine Flu

2. Disease people get when they join HOG (Harley Owners Group). HOG membership comes with the purchase of a Harley Davidson motorcycle. This new sense of club membership often is attributed to Rich Urban Bikers (RUBs) where they pretend they are in the Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club. They're usually just doctors or lawyers with too much money, dressing up like it's Halloween and playing bad-ass. You can immediately tell somebody has Hamthrax by the HOG patches on their jackets and puffing their chest out. Though they wish they were real bikers, don't let them confuse you, they're not. You never see riders with Hamthrax on the road unless the sun is out and it's 70 degrees or warmer.

3. Disease of the Lemmings that just LOVE Harley Davidson, but don't own one. They have all the other important gear, like the T-shirts, jackets, Harley Davidson Wolf Blankets on the bed, big stickers in the window of their truck, Harley Davidson golf balls, you know, all the crap they sell that's not a motorcycle that makes up a large portion of their revenue. These guys typically will be the first to lick your boots if you ride one and tell you about all of their friends that ride and about the Honda they rode back in the 70's ad nauseum.
"Check out that guy on his Harley, he must be a bad-ass."

"No, he's just got a bad case of Hamthrax."
by SeattleEvilDave October 18, 2009
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hamthrax

An alternate name for the H1N1 or "swine flu" virus originating in Mexico in April of 2009.
Greg: Hey guys, has anybody seen Joe since he got back from his spring break trip to Cancun?

Laura: I heard he's home sick with hamthrax.
by teh_cynic May 1, 2009
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