Pull a Sam Haynes

Injure oneself before an important race

Nate: I’m going skating
Barbera: don’t pull a Sam Haynes!

by FlameofUdeeznuts October 23, 2019

harness my power

When a member of the opposite sex inserts a finger in your asshole in order to insure that you perform at your peak. (Typically done before a big athletic event)

Hey man, I heard you have a big race coming up this weekend.

Yeah, I've got to get my girlfriend to harness my power so we can beat those retards from Williams.

by Butter Deez Nuts March 5, 2008

hapness

The opposite of coincidence

By sheer hapness I found myself speaking to t0r today, he told me about his small penis and how much he loves kissing dudes

by R0x0rloops January 2, 2010

Harness Bulge

A large bulge in the frontal region of a mans harness

That rock climbing harness really shows off that harness bulge.

by sarwizzle August 21, 2011

twat harness

An elastical belt with a decor to cover a woman's camel toe when her suspenders are too short or tight.

1. My twat harness got snagged on his eyebrow ring....or tongue ring.

2. Thank god for my twat harness, it covers my camel toe delightfully.

3. Look at her camel toe, bitch needs a twat harness badly.

4. Everyone in here needs a twat harness.

5. Fuck these suspenders are too tight, thank god for this twat harness.

by ShinyHarness November 26, 2010

Harness Jack

To jack off while parachuting.

Bob: Hey dude, lets harness jack!
Jim: Alright!!

by Moskau September 23, 2005

Haynes Academy

A middle/high school in Jefferson Parish Louisiana. Containing about 700 or so students, the campus is quite large, with 6 buildings. The school is an advanced studies public school that you must test to get it. One of the top schools in its district, it’s mainly good for the band, in which 25% of the school is in.

Haynes Academy was awarded #1 school in the parish multiple times.

by Fricken_fracken March 10, 2019