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hasselbeck

Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.

The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.
Elephant ended their show last night in Hollywood with Hasselbeck; it was funny as hell.
by wehobrandon August 20, 2009
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Dominik Hasek

He is very under-appreciated, but he is the best at what he does. Due to his unorthodox methods, he is quite misunderstood. Everyone fears him, and feels that he is a HUGE threat to them. He is also very clutch, and comes through when it matters the most.
"the dominator"

"grrrrrrrrrrrreat saaaaaaaaaave...HAS-EK!"
by ArchDevil October 29, 2004
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hanseny

worldly aware, humorous, mildly insane
"that nick is so hanseny"
by Nick Gerard Hansen the First December 28, 2008
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Hasselharf

Being in a rough situation.
A love triangle.
Not knowing what to do or what to choose.
A predicament.
Liking someone and not knowing if they like you back.
Trying to get with one person, the person not liking you back and a completely different person is trying to get with you. For example. Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.
I don't know who to choose to take to prom, this is such a Hasselharf.
My best friend is dating this girl ive always liked, this is a Hasselharf.
I like this boy but I don't know if he likes me and I don't want to tell him I like him, what a Hasselharf.
Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.
by SouthernStyleMuffin January 15, 2011
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Goddess Haseena

1. A woman so beautiful, brilliant and wholesome, that she is simply not like any other woman that has walked this earth.

This woman therefore possesses some uncommon spiritual element that cannot be solidly defined but is clearly present.

2.

A woman so catastrophically intoxicating and devastatingly beautiful, that the only title you can afford said woman without disrespecting her is that of a Goddess.
I adore the Goddess Haseena not for the way she danced with my angels, but for, the sound of her name could silence my demons.
by AdmiralGeneralLordBaker July 11, 2019
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Die Hasen

Also known as 'The Bunnies.' Die Hasen is characterized as a God-like species that in modern society rules the world in secret. All organizations, governments, and humans fall to their whims and bow to their will. The leader, or as we call it, "God", is known as the Easter Hasen. The way in which Die Hasen is worshiped is through constantly yelling 'DIE HASEN' at whoever is near you.
They're coming! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN!!
by Zouma March 13, 2011
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Dominik Hasek

One of the best goalies to play in the NHL. Also wore a totally lame helmet.
Damn,Dominik Hasek was a fine goalie! He must shop for helmets at the same place as Chris Osgood!
by barnie-72 April 24, 2009
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