Hatfish

When some looks like they have great hair but once the hat comes off, oh boy! Look at that receding hairline.

Remember that guy with the long hair? He totally hatfished me! There was barely anything on top.

by Deebeezzz February 7, 2022

HatFish

Consistently wearing a hat to hide one's bald head or bad hairline.

He took off his hat and he was Bald. He HatFish Me!

by FlyBabe December 21, 2023

Fatfished

Unlike catfished, where people are not as attractive as their pictures show their face to be ….fatfished is where they are at least 40 pounds more than their pictures inferred.

I met her for sushi. I didn’t know she was the heavyset woman sitting at the bar; so I waited and waited until she texted me that she was there. This woman was 300 pounds more than the woman I thought I was going on a date with —-now that I look back; I should’ve asked for body pictures on match.com. Now all my friends tell jokes about the time I was fatfished and spent $400 on sushi to feed the orca.

by Dynamique March 24, 2024

Chatfished

To go on a date (especially one arranged online) and realize that the person’s wit, emotional depth, or conversational flair was entirely generated by ChatGPT or another AI — not their real personality.
Unlike being catfished, which is about misleading appearance, being chatfished is about the dialogue and persona being AI-generated.

“He seemed so insightful and poetically funny over text… in person, he was totally bland. I got chatfished.”
“I thought I was dating an empath—ended up being a chatfishing victim.”

by anonymous June 11, 2025

Catfished

When your looking for pussy but only find something fishy.

Billy went on a date dressed real fancy, spent a lot of money and had a condom in his wallet. Sadly he got catfished and came home with less money and condom still unopened.

by Dirtsquirll August 15, 2025