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hasselhot

When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff
"Hey, check out that girl on the street, she's unbelievable, she's freaking hasselhot"
by Bob Swarley March 23, 2008
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hasselhoffin

Whenever you are really drunk and you smash down some food
I just caught Dave Hasselhoffin like tweleve krystals.
by sphibcter x May 12, 2009
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a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.
I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
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Hassel

A way of life; A spirit that has affected the lives of several people.
"He made the sickest catch i have ever seen so i hasseled him."
by Joe Muoio February 25, 2009
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Hasselbitch

Hasselbitch (Noun/person) As in the counter point blue cue card reader on the tv show called The View. HAsselbitch, can't get a sentence out without screeching like a dying cat, interrupting the other guests or co-hosts rudely.

Hasselbitch (Adjective) An uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.
The Hasselbitch strikes again when she decides that dancing with the stars performer was wearing too sexy of an outfit and blames the victim for her stalker...

When Kathy Griffin was on the View, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all hasselbitchy.
by anti lizzie June 30, 2010
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hasselhoffing

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.
I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.
by Deni Gra November 7, 2007
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david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.
German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?
by MasterJoe August 21, 2006
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