Hasselbitch

Hasselbitch (Noun/person) As in the counter point blue cue card reader on the tv show called The View. HAsselbitch, can't get a sentence out without screeching like a dying cat, interrupting the other guests or co-hosts rudely.

Hasselbitch (Adjective) An uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.

The Hasselbitch strikes again when she decides that dancing with the stars performer was wearing too sexy of an outfit and blames the victim for her stalker...

When Kathy Griffin was on the View, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all hasselbitchy.

by anti lizzie June 30, 2010

hasselhoffing

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.

I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.

by Deni Gra November 7, 2007

david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.

German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?

by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

Hasselhoff

Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.

Past Tense: Hasselhoffed

I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.

by Melanie434 June 16, 2007

don't hassel the hoff

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...

by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009

Haniel

a REALLY Hot guy who plays guitars. Funnest, Sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Really cool name! :D True friend. Especially caring

Girl 1:
(crying)
Haniel: whats a matter?
Girl 1: idk but your really hot
Do you play the guitar?
Haniel: Yeah
Girl 1: thats hot. your sweet.

Girl 1: Haniel is the best guy i'll ever meet
hot, kinky, sex, hoe, retard, makes you wet

by Sexy_sweethear82294 February 20, 2009

hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

by 72andsunny January 14, 2015