Jew's Harp

Noun.
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".

NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!

It may have a racist name, but the ladies love it. Are you man enough to play the Jew's Harp?

by Counselor Johnny July 11, 2005

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Plastic Harp

Plastic Harp is a youtuber by the sidelines but mainly he has the Enclave President of 2281. He is the reason Frank Horrigan is still alive and the Chosen one and Lone Wanderer are dead.

Have you heard of the new president Plastic Harp? I heard he has 1000 ENCLAVE troops!

by ErentardMoment December 02, 2021

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Jessica Harp

One half of The Wreckers (with Michelle Branch) a kickass songwriter and guitar player with a beautiful voice.

"I want to bring something new new to the pop sound. I want to bring some rock back a little bit, bring some new aspects and I want to get people back into writing their own music again.. playing their own intstruments." Jessica Harp

by Traylen November 07, 2005

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butt harp

Requires 3 Persons, 2 metal balls with a piano wire or guitar string affixed to each, 1 violin bow.
2 people place the metal balls inside the rectum and then pace away from each other until wire is taut. The 3rd person 'plays' the string with the bow to create vibration and sound.

What'd you do this weekend?
Oh, nothing, just hung out with some friends and played the butt harp.

by Kevin Preece November 06, 2007

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