The Hartford Whalers was the best thing that has ever happened to Conneticut. They werent that good, and usually missed the playoffs barely each year, but who gives a shit. Now theres only WNBA in CT, and it blows. IF the Whalers were still in Hartford then Conneticut, would not only have a professional team, but a world championship, as the Carolina Hurricanes, won the Stanley Cup, in 2006 and made it to the finals in 2002. The Hartford Whalers was something special to Conneticut, and now theres nothing. So you shouldve listened to The Zambonis and supported your team. If you dont miss the whalers you dont have a heart. And too all those hicks in Carolina, they arent true fans, also you dont deserve a championship. Weve went through decades of pain and never got a cup. So this championship (2006) isn't yours. Its for us True Whaler fans, yeah this ones ours.
by I'll tell you when your older, September 24, 2006
Get the Hartford Whalers mug.A city that is known mostly as the capital of Connecticut and "the Insurance capital of the world". With companies like Aetna and Travelers having their presence here, I guess that's a valid statement.
But it's also funny. Because this is a city where you are very likely to damage/lose your car, your workplace, apartment, and your life. So yeah, you might need insurance.
Overall it's not a city where you would go shopping with your girlfriend or take your family for dinner.
But it's also funny. Because this is a city where you are very likely to damage/lose your car, your workplace, apartment, and your life. So yeah, you might need insurance.
Overall it's not a city where you would go shopping with your girlfriend or take your family for dinner.
Dumbass: "Sheeit... some mofukkuh got shot at Hartford yesterday and I was around da corner. I couldn't see it, shee!!"
Me: You're fucking stupid.
Me: You're fucking stupid.
by Fockerboy February 28, 2010
Get the Hartford mug.The rivalry between the Slinger kids and Hartford kids only exists because the guys at Slinger are jealous of the many HOT girls at Hartford. Hartford also has a Walmart, which kids seem to think is the shit and go there to entertain themselves.
The population of Hartford is very mixed.
Farmers/Rednecks-20% (Join FFA. Drive pick up trucks. Beer is their beverage of choice)
Ghetto Niggas-10% (Think the apartments by Independence are like the ghetto of New York. BS)
People who act like ghetto niggas-5% (Walk like they pissed in their pants)
Emo-10% (Wear pants when its 80 degrees outside. Stay after school for an hour just to socialize and blast music)
Jocks-10% (Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do anything but play sports and video games. Generally boring people. Go to popular parties but complain how lame they are. Then when the fun starts, they cry because they're going to get caught)
Normal People-20% (Average Joes. Not popular, not unpopular. People from other schools wouldn't know them. Party on their own, somewhat)
Whores/Sluts-10% (Many of the girls/boys like to get around and have been with eachother's exes. Rumors quickly spread about these people. EASY.)
Popular 5% (Includes some jocks, few normal people, and most of the whores. Have unique personalities, and are people people. Talk to everyone. Know many people from many other schools)
The population of Hartford is very mixed.
Farmers/Rednecks-20% (Join FFA. Drive pick up trucks. Beer is their beverage of choice)
Ghetto Niggas-10% (Think the apartments by Independence are like the ghetto of New York. BS)
People who act like ghetto niggas-5% (Walk like they pissed in their pants)
Emo-10% (Wear pants when its 80 degrees outside. Stay after school for an hour just to socialize and blast music)
Jocks-10% (Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do anything but play sports and video games. Generally boring people. Go to popular parties but complain how lame they are. Then when the fun starts, they cry because they're going to get caught)
Normal People-20% (Average Joes. Not popular, not unpopular. People from other schools wouldn't know them. Party on their own, somewhat)
Whores/Sluts-10% (Many of the girls/boys like to get around and have been with eachother's exes. Rumors quickly spread about these people. EASY.)
Popular 5% (Includes some jocks, few normal people, and most of the whores. Have unique personalities, and are people people. Talk to everyone. Know many people from many other schools)
DUDE! im goin to a Hartford, Wisconsin party tonight!
Sweet man, ya gonna pick up some chicks and get your drank on?!
YEAH I AM
Sweet man, ya gonna pick up some chicks and get your drank on?!
YEAH I AM
by evilturkey August 23, 2011
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Person 1: Lets go to hartford wisconsin!!!!
Person 2: Wtf? Are you gay? Who would want to go to hartford?
Person 3: yea bro i should beat the shit out of you for saying that!
Person 2: Get that fucker!!!!!!
Person 2: Wtf? Are you gay? Who would want to go to hartford?
Person 3: yea bro i should beat the shit out of you for saying that!
Person 2: Get that fucker!!!!!!
by lmfao omfg February 27, 2010
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"Yea, but me haffi change clothes first"
-Are we going out?
-Yes, but I have to change clothes first
"Yea, but me haffi change clothes first"
-Are we going out?
-Yes, but I have to change clothes first
by LuD@ May 2, 2006
Get the haffi mug.The Hartford Whaler begins in a sexual position where a female is stripped naked with her hands behind her back, flopping around like a fish on the deck of a boat. The male stands behind her with an erection trying to stick a hole like a harpoon, while screaming AHOY!
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Get the The Hartford Whaler mug.A skateboarding trick that involves a combination of a Kickflip and Frontside Shove-it. Essentially what you end up having is what looks to be an inverted kickflip or a Frontside flip without turning your body with the board. Some skaters prefer to have this trick a little more leveled out compared to being inverted. Either way this trick is sure to impress.
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