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infinity plus shipping and handling

Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"
by Bryan B June 9, 2005
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Hauling

The state of pure enjoyment. One is usually hauling when they have absolutely no worries whatsoever. However, you can even be hauling while doing something as simple as having hot tea during a cold winter day.
Babah cheekarmeekoneeh?

I'm hauling, big time!
by Dariush December 26, 2013
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Hangliding On A Friday

Hangliding on a friday refers to the superstition that it is bad luck to hang glide on a friday. The superstition originated thanks to the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972, where 18 hang gliders lost control of their instruments in Lancashire, England as gale force winds ruthlessly sent them flying around in dangerous circles. 7 people died and the weather had been fine the whole month apart from that day, the previous friday and the following friday.
"I'm going hang gliding with my fiance on friday"
"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, you don't wanna be doing that, remember the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972! You should never go hangliding on a friday!"
by mattaldinho April 27, 2010
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handlin my business

1. getting a favor done that you yourself probably could not do without this other persons help.

2. But usually you hear this from drug dealers who are taking care of something "business related" real quick.

3. sometimes "your business" can be personal, either with homework, a fight with a bully, YOU YOURSELF can handle your own personal drama, and call it handlin your business.

4. Handling your business never takes that long. this is something that can be done very quickly in less than two hours. always.
"Hey man, thanks for handlin my business earlier, when my parents came over."

"ya! i'll be over, after i handle my business!"

"go outside, handle your business, and come back to me with my ends"
by Jendoof March 7, 2010
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hanul

Someone who believes that he is a ladies man. Attempts to fish for the ladies but only catches the ugly ones. Also must be carried throughout his life, whether it's from a hike or a game of League of Legends.
That man is a real Hanul
by CheesecakeFiddlr February 20, 2015
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Hauling Lumber

This is a euphemism for the state in which someone is in need of a bowel movement, i.e. that feeling that you need to take a crap.
Man, I have been hauling lumber all day, I don't know how much longer I can hold it.
by Brian Rooker October 24, 2006
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handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act
"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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