Hobosexual

A person who is in a relationship for a place to live

Braden: Dean is such a hobosexual
Gabe: i know he only likes my mom because she has a house

by fbiuayvojahfv May 21, 2018

harvsexual

being sexually attracted to the name Harvey or Harv

Damn I am really attracted to Harvey. I must be harvsexual!

by acrogratis May 3, 2022

Hemosexual

Being madly in love with actress, singer and dancer, Heather Elizabeth Morris, aka, Hemo.

I'm not homosexual, I'm hemosexual!

by Dancelikeheya1 July 8, 2011

hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

by Qube February 27, 2005

Hobosexual

A person who will have sex with anyone for a roof over their head for a night and a shower.

She will sleep with anyone with a bed, such a hobosexual.

by Tr1pod November 18, 2018

xanosexual

Where you only show attraction to the legendary one who goes by “Xano”

Damn, Xano so fine I think I’m xanosexual

by DefinitelyNotXano March 19, 2021

Holosexual

A person or being who is sexually or desperatly in love with holographic powder that they would do anything to get their grabby hands on it

Simplynailogical is a huge holosexual

by Shikaku watermelon August 1, 2018