hank

A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence

"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"

by sparksneon January 07, 2007

Hank

Known as "the professor", a Mexican politician, and a prosperous businessman. Carlos “Hank” Gonzalez.

Carlos "Hank" Gonzalez was a Mexican politician and influential businessman.

by LadyMaryG March 14, 2023

Hank

Hank is a madness combat character and is the protagonist of the series
that's all i know

"when was there a sentence of hank?"

by CrownAngel May 04, 2021

hank

hank

hank: hank

by n1ghtangel June 29, 2021

hank

ah yes, the main character of madness combat, but also has many whores, cumsluts and bitches, he doesnt have a 'hankussy; but instead, a wimbledick
THATS ALL FROM ME,
NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME
IM GONNA GO SUCK HANKS DICK.

example 1: "hey hank! hows killing off aahw agents goin for ya?"

example 2: tricky: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNK!!!!!!!"

by aster's whore August 08, 2022

hank

guy from madness combat

grunt 1: hey is that fucking hank
grunt 2: oh we're fucked
grunt 1: yea

by wimessir April 01, 2021

The Hank

A German definition for fucking something up or being in a bad situation

Der Hank ist ein schlechter Ort an dem man sich nicht befinden möchte dies wird dann Im übertragenen Sinne bei der Redewendung I'm Hank sein verwendet. (The Hank is a bad place that you don't want to be in. This is used figuratively in the phrase I'm in the Hank.)

Beispiel
Meine Mom hat mein weed Gefunden bin jetzt so Im Hank (My mom found my weed now I'm so in the Hank)

by levRaptor September 28, 2023