hanes with stains

Shitty, skidmarked underpants.

I can't believe I made out with that fat dude wearing hanes with stains.

by smackjer September 12, 2003

Cameron Hanes

An accomplished American bowhunter of the West who is a badass and a beast at what he does. He is Under Armour's longest sponsored athlete, and runs ultra marathons. He also hunts all sorts of animals and uses his skills in running in order to prepare him for the time he spends in the outdoors. Despite being a busy man, he also is a family man. He can be described as a down-to-earth person and he has a lot of humble-strength. Although he has been very successful, he does not let it get to his head. He is a hard worker and is always looking for ways to improve himself. He is well known for his inspirational quotes such as "Keep Hammering" and "Nobody Cares Work Harder". While people bash him on social media and throw shade on him for what he does as a hunter, he does not stoop to their level and he doesn't care what they have to say. He focuses on his goals and being a good person. If you ever get the chance to meet this man, I assure you that you won't be disappointed.

Nick: "Aye whose that guy who passed us on the trail today?"
Ben: "Bro! That was Cameron Hanes! I bet you he's preparing for an elk hunt soon!"

by foxda5th August 28, 2017

Hanes

A clothing brand that makes Underwear, Boxer's, T Shirt's, Bra's, Socks, & Panties.

Kiersten : Tonight I think I will wash my hair and take a hot bubble bath then slip on a pair of Hanes socks and just chill on the couch with Jake I can suck his dick while he rubs my pussy!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in socks! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Steve : Oh God Jake's dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kaylee : KNOCK IT OFF PERVES!
Kiersten : It's ok Kaylee let the boy's perve on me!
Kaylee : Fine then show them your Hanes bra & panties!
Kiersten : Well Kaylee you may cover your pussy and mosquito bites with that crap but I wear Victoria Seceret's myself!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in sexy underwear Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhh! Oh crap I poped a nut!
Kaylee : Oh God So Gross!
Steve : So Kaylee how about you show us your sexy Hanes panties and training bra! (wink)
Kaylee : Get lost before I give you a fuckin wedgie!
Steve : Well thank god I wear depends!

by SlopNChop October 14, 2018

Hayness

1) Anything that happens by chance that is somewhat to extremely mind boggling.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.

1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."

by Hood-e-ni October 17, 2008

Hanssika

Hanssika) is a woman of maturity, beauty and Intelligence. A Hanssika usually has a very good sense of humour and makes people around her feel comfortable and happy.

Richard:Hey, Is that Hanssika?.
John:The most intelligent, beautiful and Funniest women ever?, sure is :).

by Curlyhairedjana June 8, 2020

hainess

Is a nice person, friendly, loves to go on adventure, loves animals and will help you if you need something and will listen to your problems

she's is so friendly... she's such a hainess

by nesstea October 18, 2021

Hadessa

Hadessa can be a little crazy at times and do dumb stuff. Although she is like this she is really nice and doesn't usually mean what she says. She is really smart and usually has good grades. She is very pretty and well liked by people who get to know her. Hadessa's tend to be under pressure a lot of the time. But she could be the best person you'll ever meet.

Friend: Hadessa is a really nice girl

by UnClEbOb12345 November 2, 2021