Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.

I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.

by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

Physically Handicapped

When your dick dislocates when she's riding you.

Did you hear Tommy turned Physically Handicapped after he was done with Sarah on top.

by TommyTheTrain February 4, 2018

Handicrapped Henis

Made by Crystal Blue...He is the letter "é" in the Webdings font...Handicrapped Henis is the shizzy fo rizzy! He is the coolest handicapped person in the world...

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Handicrapped Henis is rollin down the sidewalk...Except he forgot his wheelchair!!!

by Ninjalo October 4, 2004

handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !

Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)

by STS_74 May 19, 2018

Handicapped Elias

Elias sprained his foot and is now handicapped.

Handicapped Elias can't walk on his right foot anymore.

by fortnitekungen69420 December 11, 2023

language-handicapped

not being able to find the right words to say; kelsey

I am language-handicapped because everything I say always comes out wrong.

by jeanine June 27, 2004

terminally handicapped

A state of disability so severe that it leads to a cause of death

With the plays that Billy is making at second base makes me think that he is terminally handicapped.

by Iceburgaler August 1, 2017