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The best sport in the world, like tennis but not exacly. The most popular place in the world to play is coney island, Brooklyn, New York City
by JeVoNeR September 14, 2003
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Hannibal Lecture

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.
CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.
by H Gross June 1, 2010
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hannibalized

When someone is eaten alive or dead. Cannibalism.
that poor guy was hannibalized while in prison.
by jimbo numb nut June 27, 2010
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Hannibal

He is a vegan and promotes vegetarianism. He's a family man and has the most contagious smile. He takes good care of his patients and their heart. Also, he's a wonderful cook and loves music.
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by Mai nahi bataunga November 26, 2021
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Hanniballing

Fooling your enemy into thinking that you're drained from your journey through the Alps, only to eventually surround them in war in the most tactical way possible
"Yo dude that guy from the hockey match seems to be completely beat from 30 min of playing"

"Nah fam be careful, I heard that guy's good at Hanniballing. He might have a trick or two up his sleeve."
by Noodlesinamicrowavecup November 8, 2023
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handball

The sublime art of inserting a hand into the anus, gradually becoming more popular thank god :-) also known as fisting. Involves slowly penetrating the anus using lots of lubricant until the wrist has passed the sphincter, at this point the hand will form a fist or ball inside the rectum, more advanced players proceed into the anal passage and can insert the arm even beyond the elbow in some cases, but this requires years of practice and great trust in the top. Unfortunately much doping is practiced in this sport.
We are having a handball session tonight want to give us a hand?
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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Handball

A sport in which players use their hands to hit a small rubber ball against a wall so that it bounces off in such a way that their opponent cannot return it. There are three versions of handball (four-wall, three-wall and one-wall) that can each be played by either two players(singles), three players(cut-throat) or four players(doubles).
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.
Playing Handball burns 900 calories a hour.
by Jphandball December 13, 2014
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