Saskatoon Handwarmer

A Saskatoon Handwarmer is 1) a bad hockey player or 2) the act of defecating into a winter hat or pair of gloves.

Amber gave Bill a Saskatoon Handwarmer after the game because he was playing like one.

by Acetophetamin May 29, 2022

Portland Handwarmer

When walking in downtown Portland Oregon in the winter time, you put on a latex glove and pick up a homeless persons fresh pile of dookie.

it was so cold in downtown Portland this winter, thankfully I wasn't far from a nice Portland handwarmer!

by BigJtwista January 30, 2026

dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022