hand job

when a girl masterbates a guy

She gave him a handjob when she went over to his house the other night.

by Someone February 06, 2005

hand job

The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.

Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?

by thespookyfog November 21, 2005

hand job

when a girl beats off a guy using her hands

Adam gets a hand job every weekend by one of his neighbors.

by taint November 17, 2004

Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

by SuperSonnek November 28, 2020

hand job

A waste of time.

Oh come one, i can give myself a hand job... How about you suck my dick.

by The Philmeister July 11, 2008

Hand-Job

When a man gets a manicure.

Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...

by jrfrnk September 30, 2010

Hand Job

when sum one wacks off a guy

"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."

by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003