person #1: every time i sit on the toilet my balls hit the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water
by rokthemullet July 8, 2014
A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.
Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.
Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.
Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.
by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020
The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.
Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
by infernlmagician October 16, 2009
When you're fucking a chick on a hammock, I mean balls deep, and you get your balls pinched in the hammock. You gotta finish.
So there I was, fucking this chick on the hammock and my balls got pinched. I did what anyone would have done I finished. I can't believe I pulled off an Alabama hammock!
by Iceman18 July 11, 2019
by Geoff Flash April 9, 2003
by Matt May 25, 2006
A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
by D-MAC January 6, 2004