Having the painters in

Slang word for period/ that time of month.

My christmas sucked, I had the painters in.

by anagram November 28, 2004

Having Kittens

If someone is getting particularly worked-up about something (usually excited/annoyed).

Luther: So is Katie excited about getting into Harvard's?
Cyril: Are you kidding? She's flippin' having kittens.

Barney: Are you pissed that we have another long English assignment that we have to re-do?
Chester: Yeah man, I'm having kittens over here!

by It'sFrickingMe June 27, 2010

having fun

when your having fun it means your drunk or your having sex

mom: what were you doing with your girl friend
me: oh having fun

by NameSiren435547 January 18, 2021

Having a mellow one

Avoiding exposure to anything other than:
a. Cannabis
b. Pimp my ride
c. Playing guitar
d. Listening to incubus

"You out to night brains?" "nah think i'll have a mellow one"

by TSC - Eric April 12, 2005

Having a glass of wine together

UK slang for felattio.

Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.

by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 1, 2022

no ring having ass nigga

An NBA player who has never won a championship.

Charles Barkley - "Do you think Lebron James can rival your position as the GOAT?"

Michael Jordan - "The fuck your ass talkin bout fool, you ain't got shit, don't be talkin down to me, no ring having ass nigga"

by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017

Having A Burgess

Having a wank on some one else's bed!

Andy caught Alex 'having a burgess' on Marsdens bed

by Alex_Burgess December 17, 2011