halfie

A shitty handjob

"Maria was peddling her ass on the street corner, giving halfies for loose change and methamphetamines."

by Scarlett's slur June 7, 2016

halfie

When your significant other is living in another town and you too have an open relationship.

Jimmy is my Halfie, we're only together when he's around.

by Kady Dawn September 27, 2005

hobo halfie

A hobo halfie is a 200ml plastic bottle of liquor that the derelict carry in their jacket or shirt pocket.

Two tramps bought split a hobo halfie while riding the rails across the country

by Moja Dog January 6, 2023

Halfy Birthday

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.

Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022

Halfy Crush

The person who someone who doesn't like anyone, kinda likes.
EG. Kate doesn't really have a crush on anyone, but if she had to like someone, she would like Jason - Jason is her Halfy Crush.

"Who do you have a crush on?"
"No one"
"Then who is your Halfy Crush?"
"Jason"

by halfycrushed April 13, 2009

Halfi Lips

Lips that look unappetizing, overly wet, and possibly smelly; unkissable.

I thought that Jesse was kinda cute until I noticed that he has Halfi Lips.

by Jessica Tam1 December 4, 2010

halfie

When you disagree with bae but you meet her halfway.

I struck a halfie with my girlfriend because we couldn't decide on buttplugs or anal beads. We choose a dildo.

by Butplugs June 27, 2016