Haider

A guy who looks like he just came from saadi town covered in curry, dripping litres of filthy nose oil from his huge overarching nose which looks like an angry birds beak. They are extremely short, with the average size of man boobs for a nutella addict. Packing the one inch defender also known as the urdu pincher. Always mindlessly scrolling on tiktok saving, liking and reposting every video, like its his j*b. They are very unusual and get called the unusual guy by everyone, even his mum. Are a fluent Urdu speaker but would never admit to it. Very afraid to "leave the nest". These guys are always scared of women. They are Muslim but don't follow any rules except eating pork.

Hey haider how was the flight from saadi town

by Dardy daniel July 25, 2025

Haider Tariq

A coat throwing copy cat who really loves to steal shoe toys from people because the person's mum is too strict to buy them Clark’s

Your being such a Haider Tariq right now!

by Haider’s Mum October 30, 2020

Haider Tariq

An overall annoying child who always plays fortnite and doesn't stop messaging you.

You are being a haider tariq right now please stop!

by CH4RL13B October 30, 2020

Haider A.

This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.
“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”

I’m quitting by job to work for Haider A. I want him to dominate me.

by bleachin November 22, 2021

Haider Vanek

To tell the Facebook Page Owners group that you are leaving the group OR deleting all your pages, and then return the next few days.

Watch him pull a Haider Vanek.

by Baller21212121212145 September 26, 2012

Haider Arslan

This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.

“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”

I’m quitting by job to work for Haider Arslan. I want him to dominate me.

by LocalChad420 September 9, 2021

haider guise

"Hey There Guys"

Cool way of spelling it.

kid: haider guise

other kid: you are a cool speller!

by pjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj August 14, 2009