haggot

A slang term for fag hag.

Fiona is really in love with Lyle knowing full well he's gay. I guess that makes her a haggot.

by First and ONLY to make you CUM April 16, 2006

Haggis

A verb meaning to leave your friends behind after being served first.

Four friends go to the chip stand, all four order but one friend is served first, and instead of waiting for his other three friends to be served the first friend just leaves.

Jim: "Hey Bill, you totally haggised out on us at the chippy"
Bill: "it was cold out, I wanted to get back inside before I froze to death"

by thatpatguy May 8, 2008

fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 30, 2003

haggot

Derogatory term for a person of Scottish descent.

Derivation: combination of haggis and faggot.

Q: Do you know why haggots wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

by coulson January 23, 2004

Haggis face

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.

Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.

by The flying scotsman December 17, 2008

haggot

verb: (derogatory) a slur against old people

“that haggot keeps staring at me”

by ppxD July 26, 2021

shag the haggis

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016