haggerton

A male who always blames everyone else for their shortcomings. "I'm fat,it's your fault". "I'm broke it's your fault" "your my boss that's not fair"....and in and on it goes. Hates welfare but makes a living off of it. Loves the black cock but it's a hugs racist and thinks he is a slave owner. Is the smartest retard you'll ever meet.

I encourage my kids to be the best they can be, but sometimes they pull a Haggerton

by Wtfyda August 6, 2017

Haggeru

Scamming someone, useally for a pizza by offering a gut knife.

He just did a good ol' Haggeru on me.

by MTgod May 22, 2019

Tree-huggery

Adj. The state of being a tree-hugger.

The city decided to tax the driveways, but it was unpopular.
Do you think they'll try to tax the trees next?
No. They're too tree-huggery.

by Billhelm24 May 11, 2014

mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.

You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.

by Dudeman87 January 25, 2021