A Fundamentalist Christian evangelist fucktard and supporter of presidential candidate John McCain. Like Baptist preacher Fred Phelch, Hagee believes hurricane Katrina was caused by God’s wrath about gays in New Orleans. Hagee also called Catholic Church the Great Whore of the Apocalypse, although we all know they’re just a fraternity of kid diddlers.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008
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by Yuck-yucky-san December 19, 2008
Get the hage mug.A boy named Hagen is usually a really sweet boy. He may have his "player" moments, but there will be one girl that changes his mind forever. Hagen's are usually tall, blonde, handsome, and really sweet. If you ever find one, don't make him angry. Keep him forever.
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"Dude, you liked that movie? It's like Seltzer and Frieberg!"
"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"
"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"
by Alex Stockwell August 23, 2012
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