How did we get here?

Do you have 90 minutes?!
Then come on down to the Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here tour.

*Wakes up in field*

“How did we get here?”
“DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES”

by ArsenalFan57 January 20, 2020

how to become potato and rise to new life

1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands

Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.

by thatonesexymotherfucker October 7, 2016

how to make your friend shut the hell up

SLAP DAT BITCH

how to make your friend shut the hell up

by DATBOIPYRO May 7, 2017

How mad are you right now?

A taunt used to shame and further infuriate an already disturbed individual. Often used in the gaming world but can be applied in many situations. A variation of "you mad bro?" The phrase is used to incense the victim into a state of unmitigated rage and/or anti-social behavior. Best served with a subdued or amiable tone. Can be repeated until victim reaches desired state of emotional turmoil.

*John loses at Madden due to a fumble at the goal line*
Chris: How mad are you right now?
John: Pretty mad. Lamar Jackson never fumbles!
Chris: But how mad are you right now?
John: *primal scream*

by zeropersonality March 12, 2020

How to ascend

Step 1: Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up
Step 2: Suffer يجب أن يعاني يجب أن يعاني يجب أن يعاني يجب أن يعاني احصل على التصيد
Step 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35: Transجend
##!**##!**!!**##*#!!*##!!*#*!!*!*!##!* FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ##!**##!**!!**##*#!!*##!!*#*!!*!*!##!*

How to ascend:
Need to know: Oil floats on water
Step 1: Cover yourself in oil
Step 2: Wait for it to start raining

Step 3: تغذي من خوارك الضعيف لأنهم غير قادرين على الطيران

by XxXSuccmanXxX March 19, 2021

How to get bitches

Touch grass and take a shower, also make sure to delete your WoW account

Dude 1: how to get bitches

Dude 2: touch grass and take a shower

by Bitchgetting101 March 16, 2022

how to kill someone

Alright, first you need to find your victim. Get them alone, maybe in their car or in a park at night. Take chicken wire and choke them to death. After that you need to dispose of the body. There are many ways but some work better for your situation. A good way if you live near woods is to bury the body about 6-7 feet down. fill in the hole over half way then put a dead carcass of some animal, deer or dog works best. When the dogs go out and try to smell out the body, they will go crazy where the dog is buried. The person will dig up the dog and keep going because he will think the dog was mislead. Another good way is to chop the body up into little peaces and spread them around. Deserts are good places because the sun will dry it up and not many people look there. Lakes/oceans are good places too but make sure that the pieces wont float back up. Burning the body can be good too, just make sure that you dont leave any teeth, police can check dental records. PS- this is a joke, don't actually do this.

"have you seen this incredible guide on how to kill someone?"

by boltforge May 16, 2016