damn double homicide

Phoebe and Katie

“Phoebe and katie both failed math” “damn double homicide”

by Ktt April 22, 2021

radio homicide

When a song is played so much on the radio that a once good songs becomes annoying and unbearable.

-Hey man, have you heard that song called "How to Save a Life" by The Fray?
-Yeah, too many times, they need to sue for radio homicide.

by OCaddictGIRL March 16, 2008

double homicide

when someone makes a comment about 2 things that are wrong with you, or there are 2 negative things about someone that you wish to make a joke out of.

damn, her personality is shitty AND she's ugly? that's a double homicide bro.

by takiwi March 28, 2022

Joke Homicide

1. When one person on the edge of your social group kills every joke as it is being told.
2. When your watching an episode of a TV and your friend finishes all the lines before they are said.

1. Jared: So i heard a woman had a tree fall on her and i was like what was a tree doi...

Nick: In the kitchen

Jared: You suck.

Everyone: Joke Homicide
2. Peter Griffin: Your a good boy chris for following the law...

Nick: But you meg your goin to jail!

Jared: You still suck.

(Repeats)

Jared: Joke Homicide!

3. Alex: Yo Nick is killing every joke today...

Nick R.: Yeah i know hes totally committing Joke Homicide!

by BourBear November 16, 2010

Cookbook Homicide

The appropriate response when someone asks who your favorite Spotify artist is.

Joe: Who's your favorite music artist?
Anyone: Cookbook Homicide

by CBHomicide June 26, 2020

sauceticular homicide

A type of homicide involving one or more types of sauce, ranging from ketchup to worcestershire. Although not as common as other types of homicide, it makes up for it in hilarity.

"Bobby was a victim of sauceticular homicide last night. Apparently he slipped on some barbecue sauce some maniac had laid out."
"Wait.....what?"

by Micher J February 27, 2019

Reverse Dirty Dog Homicide

When you puke and shit in a condom. Then you fuck a bitch with the condom while saying your ABC’s backwards. When your done dogging that bitch you shoot her in the head and then kill yourself.

Ben: Bro, I did my signature move on your mom last night. Its’s called the reverse dirty dog homicide.

Carson: Damn bro you a mad motherfucker!!!!!

by CT OG February 22, 2018