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one who schmoozes but with so many people that no real connection is made
Rob was hob nobbing it all night long and everyone in the bar likes him but knows he has nothing meaningful to say.
hob nob by Dave Rey November 16, 2007
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hobosexual Hobknocker Hobbit HOB Hobgoblin hobnocker hobi hobro hobby hobot

hob-goblin 

1. noun - A human being that has such extraordinary goblin like qualities that the term 'goblin' alone doesn't do it justice. Hob goblins are just a tad creepier than your basic goblin, they tend to have a little stronger hitch in their getalong, a little stronger smell, etc. There's probably some perfectly natural explanation for the rampant existence of these types- poor nutrition, bad hygeine, and bad breeding in the first place.
"Have you seen that hob-goblin lookin' mother fucker that works at the sports bar? Hopefully he's not the one that makes the popcorn."
hob-goblin by earlsgarage July 30, 2008

Hob the Nob 

Having someone going up and down on your cock with their mouth.
"Wow did she know how to hob the nob or what?"
Hob the Nob by CableBob October 22, 2008

hob-knocker 

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.
the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.
hob-knocker by jamie love pie! February 8, 2009
When you recieve a blow job and a hand job at the same time.
Joey's girlfriend gives one sick hob job!

hob my nob 

licky licky my magic sticky
Guy: "Hey girl, hob my nob."
Girl: "Sure thing daddy."
hob my nob by HOBBYNOBBY October 31, 2008