Fibernate

To store fiber in one's bowels in hibernation mode for a sudden release of deep cleansing.

Person1: I don't seem to shit!
Person2: You should fibernate. Tomorrow morning you'll have the best shit of your life!

by fi-ber-nate October 16, 2011

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Hybernate

Getting hyphy by yourself.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go to a party?

Guy 2: Na, I think Ima just hybernate.

by Slackster11 August 24, 2010

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college hibernation week

The first week of summer break in which college students who return home, primarily first-year students, make up for lost sleep.

Person 1: Why isn't he picking up his phone?
Person 2: Calm down, it's college hibernation week.

by FlyingOctopus89 June 5, 2009

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Hokie Hibernation

The time between January and August when Hokie Nation (the people that follow Virginia Tech) have no sporting events worth watching since they are a one sport school.

Student 1: "Time for Hokie Hibernation until August since we lost to Michigan the other night in football."
Student 2: "Yeah, we suck at every other sport and have never won a national championship in anything."
Student 1: "What about bass fishing?"
NCAA: "That is not a real sport.

by Hayweed January 6, 2012

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Hibernation Semen Sickness

Related to Kyoto Solo. Hibernation Semen Sickness is what your partner feels and experiences after you have given them a Kyoto Solo. The effects do pass in time.

Dude 1 - "You gave her a Kyoto Solo ?. Man, did she get HSS (Hibernation Semen Sickness) ?"
Dude 2 - "Oh yeah. Her sight came back pretty quicky though."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

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