"wait people have a preference for that? if I want to piss quietly I piss to the side, and slowly. The flow of the pee will be spread over the surface of the side toilet bowl, limiting the noise. If I want to piss as loud as possible I piss in the direct middle as that causes the most turbulence in the toilet bowl, as well as air mixing. If I hate the person who owns the house I piss on the floor, as piss smell lingers in the air even after cleaning allegedly idk. idk what my default state is but I assume its off-center inside the water in the toilet bowl. If I want to save water I piss near a tree or in the shower as many other people do. If I want to poo I sit down on the toilet and then pee, and wherever the pee goes the pee flows."
-The Hemi
-The Hemi
by Piss Legend October 15, 2021
Get the Hemimug. A simple but revered cocktail. Mix 2/3 Vodka and 1/3 Cointreau and serve on ice. Let rest until clouded. If you are hurried, stir, but do not shake.
by hemidosphere June 5, 2018
Get the The Hemimug. Yo hemi what you saying
by Hello there I’m daddy November 22, 2021
Get the Hemimug. by Dickwyne December 18, 2023
Get the tossing a hemimug. Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time
Broken down definition:
Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening
ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action
Pronunciation:
hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)
Alternative pronunciation explanation:
Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time
Broken down definition:
Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening
ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action
Pronunciation:
hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)
Alternative pronunciation explanation:
Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’
by imaGentleman March 20, 2024
Get the Hemi-ideoaudmentmug. Hemi: the most powerful mopar motor produced and will make all the women turn heads and think about giving you head for you manly motor
by Hemi2.0 January 13, 2021
Get the Hemimug.