Haitian Hauler

A busted up, pre-2000 Japanese sedan, usually with dents and scuffs from multiple low speed parking lot collisions in which air bags did not deploy. Generally maroon or granny gray in color, with air-pocket effect rear window tint. Haitian haulers are distinct from other old Japanese ghettomobiles because of their optional rear view mirrors and taillights hanging by their power cords.

That Haitian hauler just scuffed up my car going 2 miles per hour. How did he not see me.

by Hella clutch April 14, 2015

tard hauler

The little yellow bus that transports window lickers to and from happy camp.

"Hurry up and get Gilberts helmet and drool bib on, the tard hauler is here!"

by sex panther September 23, 2005

coal hauler

One white rtraditional fat chick who digs the dark (coal) meat.

That chick won't dig you man, she is a coal hauler.

by JMD December 7, 2004

Coal hauler

A white girl who gets pregnant by only black man whose children will turn out to be the color of coal

Did y’all hear about Britney she got pregnant by Tyrone Now she’s a coal hauler

by Usudyeiw July 16, 2018

Hatless

Without a hat.

Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

by dtraj September 5, 2012

holiday haulter

the opposite of a holiday whore. a holiday haulter is a man or woman who is denied intercourse from their spouse specifically on any type of holiday, anniversary, birthday, or any other special event.

Randall: dude yesterday was your birthday..get any special lovin' from the lady?
Tim: nah, that bitch was being a holiday haulter

by TheIncredibleHault November 30, 2009

Homie Hauler

Those pegs on the back of a bmx bike that you can carry friends with.

(Dude 1): hey man, you wanna go to the store?
(Dude 2): hell yeah! I installed a homie hauler on my bike so you can ride with me.
(Dude 1): Sweet. let’s go.

by tann+adam July 24, 2018