Halloween

The best night of the year. Kids dress up and walk around getting candy, teen boys go around scaring kids and stealing their candy, teen girls dress up slutty, and adults turn all their lights off in their house and wait till Halloween is over.

Boy: Halloween is my fav night of the year cuz i get to OD on candy XD

by teendorksk8erkid May 19, 2015

halloween

A weird holiday that wizard-type dudes invented hundreds of years ago. It used to have some meaning, but now it's just about extortion and Unicef. Good way to get candy, though!

"Alright, boys, it's Halloween night. What're we gonna do?"

by Jonah Rowley November 6, 2004

halloween

the day that pedophiles get home delivery

KID 1: "Hey lets go to this house"
KID 2: "Nah man that dude's a pedophile. He's always extra weird on halloween."

by gbh97 October 31, 2011

halloween

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.

Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!

by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003

Halloween

My favorite holiday. Halloween is when children (and anyone else who can get away with it) get tons of free candy. It's also a very amusing holiday and there a lots of parties that are epic. The end.

Halloween is great.

by HalloweenIsAwesome August 24, 2009

Halloween

A holiday in October where men dress up, and women dress down.

Classic Halloween examples include women dressing up like animals, nurses and "bad cops" while men dawn robes of the clergy.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

halloween

Annual holiday most common in the US, when children go door-to-door in costumes hoping to recieve candy.

I can't wait to go trick-or-treating this Halloween.

by Tremor October 28, 2003