hair

that thing that everyone (usually) has.

WHY DO YOU HAVE NO HAIR?

by zulumike April 20, 2020

Hair

A furry thing that gets into your face when you sleep and grows on some living creature. It can also grow in your nose. Hair will get tangled and ruin your life, but it’s a great addition to your life!

My hair got stuck in someone’s zipper while I was in the hallway, I’m bald now.

by Person who dreams a lot September 23, 2019

A-Hair

Similar to C Hair which is derived from Cunt Hair. A-Hair stands for Anal hair, meaning, hair on or around the anal region.

"Man that girl has tons of A Hairs, that shit is gross. If she has A-Hairs, shes probably got tons of C Hairs too."

by Jay G July 16, 2008

Hair

Something very popular in the 80's.

Hair.

by that man over there. October 8, 2011

hair

The only thing preventing you from giving your girlfriend a facial.

Beth: Don't cum on my hair! I just went to the hairdresser yesterday! *fixes hair*
Bill: (Bitch...)

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

Hairs

This is not a misprint it is hairs with an s. It means public hair.

John pulled out some of Kathy's hairs.

by Deep blue 2012 August 11, 2010

A-Hair

Similar to C Hair which is derived from Cunt Hair. A-Hair stands for Anal hair, meaning, hair on or around the anal region.

"Man that girl has a ton of A-Hairs, that is just gross. Shes probably got a lot of C-Hairs too."

by Jay G July 16, 2008