"Hey man, my guy is leaving at 3 so we gotta guppy"
"For sure dude"
"What? My T9 sucks, I meant hurry"
"Nah dude, you meant guppy"
"Get me a soda, on the guppy!"
"For sure dude"
"What? My T9 sucks, I meant hurry"
"Nah dude, you meant guppy"
"Get me a soda, on the guppy!"
by guppyyuppy November 08, 2009
by staguitar September 06, 2011
by nightmare_on_yo_street October 20, 2003
Not quite catfished, because the girl in the pictures is real, real hot alright. She just lied about her age and she's not as old as you think.
Things were going great with Amanda, but I found out she guppied me, so I had to leave her because I can't be messing around with jailbait.
by Titus Blowhard December 04, 2015
Like their 1980s predecessors, Guppies want the best of everything - if it's green, that is. Guppies will buy anything to enhance their status as eco-friendly guardians of the environment, even if it means throwing away perfectly funcitonal "traditional" items in order to boast that their car, their house, their pets or children are "green."
Yeah, we just had some Guppies move in next door. They ripped out and sent hundreds of feet of pine flooring to the landfill to replace it with bamboo.
by Emily Roberson May 04, 2008
A guppy is a small, boney fish that is normally nothing more than food for larger fish, therefore they find the biggest school of fish they can see and plant themselves right in the middle. A guppy is a person who strives for the status quo and defends any position the majority tells him to.
All the minimum wage guppies rejoiced when the government gave General Motors 50 billion dollars in bailout money.
The guppy rests easy knowing that the pension plans for GM's highest paid executives are intact and gaining interest.
The guppy rests easy knowing that the pension plans for GM's highest paid executives are intact and gaining interest.
by TheeGr8one April 07, 2010
The sexual act of bringing your manhood close to a girls face so she tries to mouth it, but you pull away at the last second leaving her with a guppy mouth. Repeat as necessary.
I made that chick a guppy last night, she got pissed and left but the look on her face was priceless.
by stugy November 05, 2009