guinnevere

An amazing girl who will always be there for you. Caring and generous to those who allow her to be. Very short but her heart makes up for her hight. She is very loving and goes out of her way to make other people happy. If you have one as a friend, don't lose her. She is the best friend you will ever have.

I wish I was like Guinnevere.

by Directioner1223 November 26, 2013

Guinea Horn

An unusually massive labial protrusion, also known in the western world as a clitoris. It differs from other clits in that it closely resembles a ceremonial digeridoo found in deep-state tribes of the island country. Looks a lot like a Vienna sausage in a hoodie.

Shut the fuck door!...Denise has the biggest fukken guinea horn ive seen on a chick since Shaneishia Williams 69’d me in high school; I bobbed on it like I was going down on a cocktail weenie!

by Liquor Anus June 24, 2018

guinea pig

An animal cute enough to eat, unfortunatly when you do you have no more friend.

DON'T EAT YOUR GUINEA PIG! again

by joe c August 27, 2004

guinea T

(n) a sleeveless mens undershirt; a wifebeater or muscle T
(From the stereotype that italians wear these shirts; see guinea)

It's hot today; I think I'll just wear my guinea T

by Harold April 19, 2005

two hogs fighting in a gunnysack

When a ugly chick with a fat ass is walking and the curds are bubbling out and the rolls are waving back and forth like "two hogs fighting in a gunnysack".

Damn dude! Check out that ass... it is like two hogs fighting in a gunnysack.

by nvstormtrooper February 4, 2006

Nem guindaste

Not even a hoist.

Brazilian expression for when someone is so hot that not even a hoist can get you off them. Can also be used with other plesurable situations.

friend: shows me a hot celebrity
me: NEM GUINDASTE

- when the pandemic ends nem guindaste takes me out of the bar

by peloduroo July 19, 2020

guinea pig

one of the awesomest pets you can get. there is another definition saying they are brittle creatures because they break themselves on exercise wheels- they arent supposed to use them, dumbass. guinea pigs are related to the capybara, the largest rodent alive. guinea pigs are one of the only rodents that see in color. they are cute and curious. they are NOT stupid like the said dumbass thinks. i love my pigs of guinea. they are also not only owned by 7 yr olds. i know a 20 yr old who has guinea pigs. she loves them to death.

mom, can i have a horsey?
honey, how about a guinea pig?

by qwsedrftgyhujikolp;aqswdefrgty August 4, 2010