Guilherme

The million-dollar man knows all the big boy words and is liked by everyone.

A: That Guilherme is one smart cookie.

by RataPequna October 9, 2020

Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but end up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021

guildie

A reference to a fellow guildmate in an online game.

Soandso is a guildie of mine, because we're in the same guild.

by Gibbley August 14, 2005

bearded lady of guildford

A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.

Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!

Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!

by Spider-man 3 November 8, 2007

Guido Fist Pump

Step 1: With a clenched fist, retract the forearm towards the shoulder in a hammer fist fashion.

Step 2: Extend the fist outward to the side of one's body until desired length is reached.

::::::::::::::Repeat::::::::::::::

(Shit techno plays)Guido: Oh snap,it's time to dance. Guido's assemble, it's Guido Fist Pump pump pump. Damn we're jacked and tan.

by Danbeelz August 8, 2008

Guild Wars

Although different in concept to other MMORPGs, Guild Wars has proved to be a creditable and righteous game for people familiar with the genre. Even newbies will find this game all sorts of fun, as it is not hard to learn the basics of the game.
The main jobs available thus far are:
Warrior
Necromancer
Elementalist
Ranger
Monk
Mesmer

You can combine to have any one as a primary/secondary job and get attributes from both (but only the special attribute of your primary job).
Quests are a lot of fun and the graphics are a delight.

I've been malspending my money playing FFXI, a game in which you payed a monthly fee and you had so much of a hard time getting Gil (FFXI currency) that 90% of the people actually buy it online... This sort of nonsense is not seen in Guild Wars. Get this game if you're a fan of the likes of World of Warcraft.

I've been playing Guild Wars for a month now, it's great!

by oriya June 7, 2005

Houdini Guido Raid

The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.

Then Cum in her face.

Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.

by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009