The Complete Guide To Everything

Weekly podcast hosted by Tom and his sidekick Tim.

Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom

Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.

Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.

"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."

Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .

by iheartbabyboomers. jk im tim! November 21, 2010

guinea stompers

Shoes made in Italy; especially, but not limited to, the designer brand name products. The attachment of metal tap plates on the heels and/or toes may also qualify the shoes whatever the country of manufacture.

You can't dress like Guido without your guinea stompers.

by casual observer12 February 10, 2012

guinea palace

An extravagant home, typically constructed for an Italian-American family in New York or New Jersey. They will typically be clad in some sort of masonry and often times feature circular or pull around driveways.

Driveways will often be constructed from some sort of paving stone and is not uncommon to see some fancy patterns laid with the pavers. Stone towers marking the entrance to the driveway is a necessity, typically topped with a lion or gargoyle.

Another key feature to any guinea palace is a large iron gate at the driveway with the first letter of the family name in the center.

The interior of the home will almost always feature an obnoxiously bright and swagged out chandelier in the double height foyer which can clearly be seen by half of the neighborhood through the large window above the front door. Some sort of jogged or curved stairway will guide you to the second floor of the palace which is strictly off limits to visitors (except for coomads).

Large cases of fine china which never get used and 3-4 dining tables may also be found. It is also very common for there to be an in-law apartment in the basement. Overall, a warm and welcoming place where everyone who enters becomes a part of the family.

Wow, did you see the (insert generic italian last name) new guinea palace? That place must have cost a small fortune. The garbage business must be booming.

by n_mootz December 7, 2016

Guiseley High School

A School located in guiseley near morrisons where you can smoke 💨 and you can become a chave sket and a slag. The school is nolonger run by Mr Morrisy

Yo Mr Watson Shot up Judd (example name) cause his Jumper tag was hanging out at guiseley High school

by Chinky boy November 4, 2017

guinea pig fart

Vaginal flatulence that is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, the sound is comparable to a wet fart, emitting a foul smell.

And then she let out a guinea pig fart and it was her pussy screaming that it was dying!

by Jaybird3284 June 17, 2018

The Guiteau

Dance move used to seduce girls 17 years of age or younger, otherwise known as jailbait. It is preformed thusly:
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.

Damn, once that nigga did The Guiteau, it was a wrap, he got her cell number and her social.

by bubba robinson November 3, 2005

Community Guidelines

That really long thing nobody reads but agrees too anyways. See also Content Guidelines.

"I agree to the community guidelines"

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020