Guac Shock

When ordering a taco or burrito at Chipotle and they ask you if you would like guacamole, but they don't disclose that it is an extra fee of 1.95 until you are at the register and the meal is already wrapped.

Get this, Aubrey and I were at Chipotle today and I almost passed out from Guac Shock when I saw the total at the register. really? a Nine Dollar burrito!?!? ya..so since it wasnt disclosed, I stole the Tabasco sauce...that will learn'em

Guac Shock by MCheucastro September 24, 2009

guac tease 

At Chipotle, when you order guacamole with your burrito, and they inform you that it's two dollars extra.

"I was all looking forward to this burrito, but I only had eight dollars. Lousy guac tease."

guac tease by Andrewconda January 20, 2010

Guac guac 9000 

When someone's giving you head while you eat an avocado

Dude Stacy gave me

Guac guac 9000

last night I will never forget that.

Guac guac 9000 by Epic gamer 69 420 February 3, 2021

Guac-my-mole 

Can be used to tell someone to fuck off or in a dirty type of way

Random person: “you’re stupid” Me: “Guac-my-mole dude” or. Random person: “what do you wanna do today”. Me: “I want u to guac-my-mole *wink *wink”

Guac-my-mole by Guacamole lady June 1, 2018

Guac Cart 

Guacamole Cart that is normally used in restaurants to move table to table and make homemade, fresh guacamole for customers. The best way to make guac.

Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.

Bry and Lea were eating at Sol and ordered fresh Guacamole. A nice lady rolled a guac cart up and prepared it tableside.

We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!

Guac Cart by B. Hanback January 16, 2010

guac protocol 

the proper procedure for eating guacamole. Helps to ensure all guac gets eaten correctly.

The other day, Kelly was eating some guac and she broke guac protocol when she left some on her plate.

guac protocol by GreekSam001 May 16, 2010

Guac’d 

Getting crushed by somebody so badly that you realize all of your hopes and dreams were completely and utterly meaningless.
Basically getting nae-nea’d times infinity.

My 2017 WRX STI got guac’d by a ‘99 Toyota Corolla.

Guac’d by Sadboye#112 August 22, 2019