Slug in the groceries

Used to describe an undesirable outcome. Also appropriate to describe the act of being struck in the testicles. Analogous with a "kick in the nuts".

Pat: Did you hear about Marc catching the HIV?
Derric: Yea, what a slug in the groceries.

by spieg May 12, 2011

groceries

It's in the bag

Dude 1: N*gga please, that shit is groceries.

Dude 2: Why is it groceries

Dude: B/c that shit's in the bag son.

by Wally Deutchland February 14, 2009

blowin groceries

Throwing up

I was so sick, i was stuck in the bathroom all day blowin groceries.

by Lowry March 17, 2004

Bagging Groceries

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'

Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'

by FrankinFannyAA November 5, 2010

bagging your own groceries

When you shoot the basketball and rebound your own missed shot and score it after one or multiple rebounds.

Willis needs to either learn how to shoot or learn how to bag his own groceries.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

groceries

background is blues/jazz(can't get any more urban) meaning a womans backside. one bagger two bagger you get the idea

look at those groceries

by kevin kelly February 17, 2005

Take some Groceries out of my Trunk

The act of defication, to take a dump, to have a crap.

Doug "Hey Rob , where were you?"
Rob "I just went down to take some groceries out of my trunk"
Doug "Oh thats what that smell was"

by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006