It was a rainy, hungover Sunday afternoon, and for the sixth time that day, Richard got out of bed, went to his desk, and switched on his grot box for some one-handed viewing material, finally succumbing to the charms of a big-breasted brunette, before retiring back to bed for some more sleep.
by RickG September 17, 2007
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Get the grot bot mug.1) Character of ill repute
2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)
3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick
2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)
3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick
1) "Look out, here come the fuckin grot weasel"
2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"
3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."
2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"
3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."
by Earl of Grot February 1, 2008
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people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!
people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!
by go left -feel right April 10, 2006
Get the grot monger mug.It was a rainy, hungover Sunday afternoon, and for the sixth time that day, Richard got out of bed, reached on top of his wardrobe, and rummaged in his grot box for some one-handed reading material, finally settling on a dog-eared copy of Razzle from 1998 and his trusty standby, Naughty Neighbours Vol 12 Issue 3, before retiring back to bed for some serious jazz appreciation.
by RickG September 17, 2007
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Person 1: I heard Shannan’s doing really well nowadays
Person 2: yeah she was, she’s fucked now but. She got grot blocked
Person 1: whatever happened with that Beez fella, did he turn out alright?
Person 2: fuck no! He grot blocked her. She’s not herself anymore.
Person 2: yeah she was, she’s fucked now but. She got grot blocked
Person 1: whatever happened with that Beez fella, did he turn out alright?
Person 2: fuck no! He grot blocked her. She’s not herself anymore.
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I shouldn't have done all those mushrooms last night, I have the most horrible mouth grot this morning.
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