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snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.
Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!
by The Captain January 22, 2004
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Gristak

The Adjective form of the word Gnosticism.
Good at Knowing
The gristak who comes before the people, clears the confusion.
by Amber Gristak September 3, 2006
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Moiser Grois

A friendly insult used to jibe a close friend that has acted increduously.

Or, an expression of utter disbelief.

Used mostly in the Jewish/Yiddish influenced communities around South East London, post the mass influx of Russian Jews to the East-End. Sometimes adopted into (Cockney Rhyming Slang) by the more traditional elements of the Big Smoke.
"What the hell are you doing with that water pistol in an airport you Moiser Grois?!"

Or, "Moiser Grois! I didn't know that cheese was fermented!"
by David Mentiply May 14, 2006
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gristing

the act of jacking off in public areas, like in the back of a classroom, or in the bathroom while other people are trying to shit and mind their own business.
man, i totally needed some so i started gristing
by ayyyyooooo April 25, 2010
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gristmas

An very creepy holiday. Often occurring, but not limited to, around Christmas.

If you're having a good Christmas, but then a creeper comes/cums on to you, then your Christmas becomes a Gristmas.

A true Christmas nightmare. Like "The Nightmare before Christmas," except wayyy scarier and without the cool soundtrack. (The only noise you will hear is the sound a gristy guy makes jerking off in a public restroom).

If someone starts Gristing (creeper texting) you on Christmas
Newly-wed woman: I was having the best Christmas ever with those new handcuffs my husband got me!! .... but then this fucking Gristy douche randomly showed up and fucked my Husband. Fucking worst Gristmas ever!!!

Sexually harassed man: Dude, that guy keeps offering to send me gift cards for christmas. I think he just wants to get in my pants.

Friend: dude, just take one in the ass for the 30$ gift card. Especially if it's the candy cane edition. Have a merry Gristmas bro.

Sexually harassed man: Ha ha, funny, go jerk off in public you Grist monger

Gristy dude (to another guy): Hey, can I give you a few gift cards? I really want you to have a special Christmas.

Guy: OMG NO! Cuz then it wouldn't be Christmas anymore--It would be GRISTmas!!

Gristy dude: oh sorry. Hey do you want the gift card with the gingerbread man, the candy cane, or the snowman? Also, I need you to come visit me on vacation in Hawaii. I've got a candy cane to put in your small, brown stocking ;)

Guy: ....... *jaw drops to floor*.......

X rated section of story: Gristy dude shoves penis in guy's mouth while guy's jaw dropped to the floor in disbelief. Gristy dude finishes, and wishes him a merry Gristmas.
by I like to play soggy waffle December 29, 2010
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gristled

-to mess somebody up
Yo, he got gristled upside his head.
by spoleze February 15, 2003
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groit

groit job mate!
by c-honey April 23, 2009
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