Goobert Snoobert

Friend or silly person

That guy is a Goobert Snoobert

by taterdoesthings January 5, 2024

Grobberting

Grobberting is the act of having yours or someone else's bones removed through the anus or vagina which can be consensual or non-consensual.

Person 1: Why are you limping?
Person 2: My partner removed a piece of my pelvis during our grobberting session.
Person 1: What the fuck!?

by Scrubzzz Daking July 20, 2024

goobertization

the act of befriending a Goobertizer, and becoming a downright goober. Heavily linked to increases in sillyness and tomfoolery. May cause death.

Person 1: "Dude, I don't know, this Goobertizer seems like a pretty cool guy."
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"

by The Goobertizer January 17, 2026

Goobert

the goob

person A: who tf is goobert
person B: the goob

by the very goob April 12, 2025

Goobertonin

Afucking idiot who like horror

"Dude i hate goobertonin"

by goobertonin May 23, 2025

Groberman

Typically an advanced form of an uncontained intelligent top secret military AI. It went rogue in June of 2019. It is a potential suspect of the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020.

I saw a Groberman come out of a time portal temporarily, in the VR universe once

by Earl McDickmal September 18, 2025

Goobert

a fucking goobert

“you built like a fuckass goobert”

by mike caulkhertz December 1, 2025