Gretzkeee

A word used to describe an individual deprived of a reasonable amount of common sense or intelligence. This term is usually used as an insult referencing the public service ad on Down's Syndrome with Wayne Gretzky that came out during the mid-eighties.

Point to the subject of the insult and yell out, "GRETZKEEE!!!!"

by Bleekay July 7, 2007

Gretzkying

A gutsy approach in a given situation. It involves the act of taking a chance where you have nothing to lose; knowing that if you never try, the outcome will forever remain unknown.

Inspired by Wayne Gretzky's famous quote-
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take."

Most commonly used in a situation which involves approaching a member of the opposite sex.

Lucas: C'mon bro, just send her a friend request.
Aaron: Nah man, she'll prob just think im weird.
Lucas: What do you have to lose? Gretzky that shit, man.

Robbie: There's a new job oppening at the Dunkin' Donuts.
Michael: So, why don't you apply?
Robbie: Iuno, I don't think I'm qualified.
Michael: You're being a pussy.
Robbie: You're right. Fuck it, I'm Gretzkying it!

by Matthews Grunfredo January 24, 2011

gretzkey

while performing sexual intercourse on a woman yell "POWER PLAY" and all of your buddies run out of closets and doors in hockey uniforms and helmets and beat the woman with hockey sticks.

"Dude you me and tim should def gretzkey pauls girlfriend"

by poopin August 16, 2006

The Wayne Gretsky

this is when you are having sex with a girl and one of your buddy's is hiding on the floor for your cue with a pillow in his hand.. then when you say now! he pops up and whacks her with the pillow . then you and your buddy scream wwwwaaaayyynnneeee gggrreeettssskkkyyy!!!!

so sally is banging baby greg and he is hitting it doggy style and when he is getting close to climax he says now and billy pops up off the floor and whacks sally right in the face with a pillow and screams the wayne gretsky!! and then u go about your business

by drew massa October 1, 2007

Gretzsky

Similar to a hat trick, but involving ejaculation in three of a female's orifices in one sexual encounter. The common example would be ejaculation in a woman's mouth, anus, and vagina. Although many men can accomplish a hat trick, few have the skill to achieve the work of the Great One.

After sex, she was soaked; her mouth, ass, and pussy were full of cum. She had just been with a Gretzsky.

by 314inda517 March 1, 2009

gretsky

a man with two guns...or someone who carries two guns...usually two 9's.

like Fabolous said... "I keep two 9's on me like Gretsky..."

by Kazzy May 13, 2005

The Wayne Gretsky

The act or process of having sexual intercourse with an attractive individual of the opposite sex while an accomplice bursts forth from a closet and strikes the individual whom you are having sex with about the head with a hockey stick.

Man! That chick is so hot, I'd give her a Wayne Gretsky.

by Matt May 13, 2005