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Gretzsky 

Similar to a hat trick, but involving ejaculation in three of a female's orifices in one sexual encounter. The common example would be ejaculation in a woman's mouth, anus, and vagina. Although many men can accomplish a hat trick, few have the skill to achieve the work of the Great One.
After sex, she was soaked; her mouth, ass, and pussy were full of cum. She had just been with a Gretzsky.
Gretzsky by 314inda517 March 1, 2009
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wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.
Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!
wayne gretzky by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004

Wayne Gretzky

When ordering from Canadian doughnut chain Tim Horton's, a "Wayne Gretzky" is a large coffee with nine creams and nine sugars.
"She says she doesn't like coffee, so I got her a Wayne Gretzky instead of a double-double - you can barely taste the coffee!"
Wayne Gretzky by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009

wayne gretzky

The Great One. Their will never ever be a hockey player as good as him. God could be playing in goal for any given team, be able to stop the shot before it happens with a single thought and Gretzky would still score 2 goals
God has a shutout going here late in the 3rd period...oh now its Wayne Gretzky on the breakaway! He's dekeing..backhand..forehand..SCOREEE. Wayne Gretzky Scores! And this one is headed for overtime

-Later on in overtime-

Here are the Oilers on the powerplay with 1:21 left in overtime. Messier's looking to pass to Gretzky..he fakes the shot passes it to Gretzky..WHO SCORES. HE SCORES. WAYNE GRETZKY scores and this game is over. He went top shelf and ended it with 1:10 to play. Oh baby what a goal!
wayne gretzky by Lilparkczar December 30, 2007

wayne gretzky

In Texas hold'em, the 'Wayne Gretzky' refers to having a pair of 9s as hole cards.
"I flopped the full house thanks to the Wayne Gretzky that no one expected to me have."
wayne gretzky by Herman Ng January 13, 2006

Gretzkying 

A gutsy approach in a given situation. It involves the act of taking a chance where you have nothing to lose; knowing that if you never try, the outcome will forever remain unknown.

Inspired by Wayne Gretzky's famous quote-
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take."

Most commonly used in a situation which involves approaching a member of the opposite sex.
Lucas: C'mon bro, just send her a friend request.
Aaron: Nah man, she'll prob just think im weird.
Lucas: What do you have to lose? Gretzky that shit, man.

Robbie: There's a new job oppening at the Dunkin' Donuts.
Michael: So, why don't you apply?
Robbie: Iuno, I don't think I'm qualified.
Michael: You're being a pussy.
Robbie: You're right. Fuck it, I'm Gretzkying it!
Gretzkying by Matthews Grunfredo January 24, 2011

wayne gretzky

teh hockey god
gretzky in shoots scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wayne gretzky by grundle October 17, 2003
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